How to become an instant celebrity in Facebook – A simple guide on how to earn reputation and become famous
2 You have to buy several cameras, the best ones are the smallest (which you can hide easily) they can be taken anywhere. Remember you must be very aware there are people that won’t want you to take their pictures, so you take those pictures with the small cam, they won’t notice.
3 When it comes time to drinking, you must include yourself among those that are drinking alcohol but careful you must not get drunk. You should promote other people to drink enough to loose inhibitions, their head and possibly their clothes, (this is a plus). The more glamorous, fabulous the person, the more you need for them to loose their poise in order to gain fame in parties and facebook. Get as many pictures you can of this person in this state, the pictures taken by surprise are the best! (look at their eyes)
Can u see me now?
4. Buy lots of magazines, newspapers, watch entertainment television, observe, analyze and learn by watching celebrities such as; Hilton, Spears, Lohan, take notes on their actions, especially in the wee hours of the night when alcohol has made its effect. Learn to identify this type of behavior in a drunken and inhibition free person, especially in get togethers, work meetings, activities, weddings, birthdays, etc. and take lots and lots of pictures; remember to have extra batteries, memory cards, and film. You must take pictures of every drool, fall, strip, unruly behavior, snore, EVERYTHING
5. You must do some research on the people that are attending the so called party, of the invitees you must know who have partners (wives, girlfriends, etc) identify them visually so when you are in the actual party and spot that person, you can see if their mate is not with them, follow them around until they accidentally fall into somebody else’s, arms, mouth or corner and take a lot of pictures of every angle, make sure their faces are identifiable!
6. It is of utmost importance to walk around with the camera at hand, when you see something suspicious or curious whether you know the person or not, take pictures. If you coincide with somebody that is usually very well dressed and groomed and by accident you find this person all messed up, unshaved, with clothes that don’t match and flip flops, ripped or stained clothes; take pictures! Once again, make sure they are identifiable!!
Once you have all of your photography gathered up, your next step is to add them to you facebook and I mean ALL of your pictures. Make sure you don’t have any restrictions and that your profile is viewable to everyone, friends and non friends. And here comes the most important part of all, you must TAG each and every one of your pictures, find out the names of those you don’t know and tag everyone friends or not.
Okay now that all of your pictures are added and tagged, describe each picture, and create albums if necessary like: “Pictures from John’s party, Sat. July 12, 2008” in the picture descriptions add names (in case someone untaggs themselves) and describe in detail every element that has your picture, this in case of the picture being dark or blurry.
Other tips towards your facebook fame
· Write totally absurd, unnecessary comments on your friend’s statuses always!
· Write equally absurd, unnecessary, nasty comments on your friend’s pictures and albums (remember this will grant access to the friends you have who are not the picture’s owner friends)
· Copy other profile’s statuses, notes, videos, inspirational messages, commentaries, etc and add them to your profile as yours, if you share it even better!
I can guarantee you that following every advice and tip given, you will become a facebook celebrity. Your name will be from mouth to mouth, you will create controversies and rumors, all the emotions you will arouse in other people when they see your pictures, comments, status, tags (more than anything) will have national repercussions. You will become famous and will create a never before seen reputation
I can guarantee it!*
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